Theist do NOT believe in ANYTHING silly. Agree?

A woman really was turned into salt and man was swallowed by a whale and the red sea was parted by Moses and Moses turned a staff into a snake and the world was entirely flooded and the Devil possesed a serpent to tempt Adam(evolution is a LIE)to eat a fruit to give humans original sin so God could put himself inside of a uterus and be born and kill himself so we could be forgiven. Why does that sound unreasonable?