What original creatures inhabit your home ?

I have a sock elf too but mine only likes baby socks! I cant tell you how many pairs are missing one sock! I have cupboard trolls who steal all the snacks and leave the boxes in the cabinet. I also have some kind of thing I have never seen but I am uming its a creepy ninja monkey who always steals my sungles... Im missing 4 pairs and I dont know where they went!